The Tropical Utopia of Kathy Ireland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kathy Ireland with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.569 billion Kathy Irelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kathy Irelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,583 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, the government is giving peace a chance, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kathy Ireland's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

Kathy Ireland is ranked 287,282^nd in the world and 6,194^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.